The dinner wars.... featuring Little Sam and Jade....
So, Little Sam is the cutest kid going around but, like all kids, he loves to take part in the dinner wars. He has got all of the strategies down - distraction, pretense, absolute denial and chewing the same mouthful for 15 mins. Femmy, quite rightly, does get a little over it at times, as I am sure any mum would. Enter - Jade. He'll convince him to eat, right? After all, he's only a little boy, how hard can it be?
So, Little Sam is the cutest kid going around but, like all kids, he loves to take part in the dinner wars. He has got all of the strategies down - distraction, pretense, absolute denial and chewing the same mouthful for 15 mins. Femmy, quite rightly, does get a little over it at times, as I am sure any mum would. Enter - Jade. He'll convince him to eat, right? After all, he's only a little boy, how hard can it be?
S: I'm chewing! and that aeroplane move, it's so old. Ha, ha, this guy is a newbie. I'll teach him a lesson or two :)
J: I know, I'll try the aeroplane!
S: This is just too easy. Anyway, I'm eating my watermelon.
J: Ok, I'll opt for the regular spoonful to mouth.
S: I wonder how long he'll hold that spoon there. Still eating my watermelon.
J: I've got plenty of time here, Sam, no problem!
S: I'll look away, maybe that'll distract him. Yep, he's backed off.
J: Still here buddy.
S: Drats, it didn't work. But I'm cute, right. Oh, there's a camera. Better smile!
J: Take your time, little guy, I've got allllllllllllllll night.
S: Okay then. I'll let you feed me. Just this once. I'm ready!
J: I won't look at him at I bet he'll want attention so he'll cooperate.
S: Not my first choice for dinner, but I guess I better eat it. Mum is looking.
J: Ha! It worked!! Kids are so easy to trick.
S: This is hilarious! Look how happy he is. It's only a mouthful of food, mate. No big deal!
J: Yes! Look at me go! I've got skills.
S: Uurrgghh. Now I have to chew it...
J: Keep chewing, Sam! If you swallow it I'll let you smell the super muscle stuff I bought in Bali.
S: Okay then. Chew, chew, chew. Done! Mmmm, smells good! It's put me off the rest of my dinner though.....
J: Smells good, don't you reckon?!
S: Wahoo! I'm done! Man, I'm such a legend. Smashed that dinner! and check it out, everyone is looking at me. I'm so awesome.
J: Good job, little guy! I knew you could do it.
S: Way to ruin my night, Jade. What is in that Bali stuff? It's hurts my eyes!
J: Oooh, you right, mate?
J: Maybe a game will fix things?
S: Sounds good, games fix everything!
It's safe to say, many team members did try to feed Sam over the time we were in Timor, This episode shows one of the true success stories. Thank you, Jade, Sam will grow another day.